Another Memorial Day Weekend has come and gone. I spent mine in Miami. It was hot. Literally...
You thought I was dark when I got back from Puerto Rico? I am African-Mandingo Black now... My peeps are calling me Oonfoofoo. But its all good. I love it when I get my tan on. This time I did it without getting burned. YAAAAAAAAYE ME! I just over did it in Puerto Rico, just chillin in the sun for hours at a time. In Miami, I didn't go into the sun without sunblock, and I kinda broke it up instead of just roasting for hours.
Now everyone thinks I am west indian. Ok... I have locks... but... Ummm... no. Not that there is anything wrong with being west indian, (big ups to my island peeps), but that is just not my heritage. I am african american. My grandparents were born in Connecticut on my mom's side. And my grandmother on my pops side is from Georgia. The only mix I have aside from massuh in my ancestors quarters(thats where I get the sunburn shyt from...lol) is my grandfather from the Dominican Republic on my pops side. But if you saw him, you would think he was just a regular brotha (til you heard the accent...lol) And my spanish is HORRIBLE. I's Negruh... plain and simple.
Anyway, Miami was a BLAAAAAST! I had so much fun. It was my first time in Miami... so I thought that everyone ran around South Beach in Brazilian squarecut trunks in Miami, so that is what I brought. Yo... that shyt is just in the commercials and on TV. Dudes wear board shorts. I mean, I actually saw brothas on the beach in TIMBS! Only international peeps wore these bathing suits... lol But who cares... I had fun anyway. And my squarecut tan lines are waaaaaaaay sexier than the ones I woulda gotten from boardshorts. Plus it was kinda cool. I felt like a psuedo celebrity when complete strangers were asking me to pose in pics with them. Guess the african mandingo look was working for me... lol
I even went to a nude beach... lol I didnt get naked though. Yes, I am a punk. Why is it that only the fat nasty white people want to frolick all free-to-be-you-and-me? It's always the saggy titties and wrinkley bums... It's never the sexy bodies you want to see in the birthday suits... Maybe if I wasnt such a punk, I woulda set it off... but... I am. So no Psun peepee sightings this weekend. (not in public anyways... hee hee)
Here are a few shots. I think my next trip will be Brazil... not sure when, just know that its on the list. And Dominican Republic... and hawaii... and Nigeria... and Australia... and ummm... I need to start saving.













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