Date an Ugly Girl...

We all know Michael Strahan as a successful former New York Giant football player. But did you also know that he doubles in his down time as a secret agent with insecurity issues? lol

Well, for the past two years, Mr. Strahan has been dating Nicole Murphy (the former Mrs. Eddie Murphy who has always looked like a very pretty post-op transexual to me... and if she didn't spit 5 kids out of her va-jay-jay, I would really think she was born Nicolas... but I digress...) After 2 years, Mike had reason to suspect that Nicole was cheating with Universal Records A&R exec Demetrius Spencer. So he decided to plant a GPS tracking device in her range rover and apparently caught her cheating.

Apparently, Nicole dropped the car off to get repaired and went to lunch with her secret lover, when the garage employees discovered the tracking device, which apparently was the SECOND tracking device Strahan had placed into the car. Strahan knew something was up because the device gives up to the minute tracking information and stormed into the garage and took the device.

Supposedly, Nicole was having an affair with this other dude for a year, and traveling and having a grand old time, but was planning to come clean to Mike. He beat her to the punch.

My question is... if you feel like you have to cheat after one year of the relationship... WHY NOT JUST END IT? I mean, Nicole Murphy is paid. She got hooked up in her settlement with Eddie AND... SHE GOT 5 KIDS GETTING SUPPORT FROM EDDIE MURPHY! She doesn't need Mike Strahan's dough. Why not just say, 'its not working, I am out'? 

And on Mike's end... if you feel that you can't trust your girl so much that you have to put two GPS tracking devices in the car... why are you with her? END THAT SHYT! You are Michael Strahan. You have change in the bank... you can EASILY find another girl or football groupie. And one that doesn't look like she had her adam's apple shaved! HOW BOUT THAT?!?

Incidentally, this is not Michael Strahan's first foray into spying devices... apparently, he had his ex-wife's phone bugged during their divorce proceedings... 

Obviously, Mike has some trust issues... granted, they were well-founded because Nicolas, er umm... I mean Nicole WAS in fact cheating... but he has issues nonetheless. I say he should just date an ugly girl. Then he won't have to worry about any other men trying to steal her... and she will be so appreciative to have a baller that she would be too scared to do anything jeopardize it.... that way 'Q' can go back to working for James Bond creating devices for International security's sake, instead spy devises for Mike Strahan's insecure azz...

Comments

[Bernie]

He should just go back to dating Dr. Ian Smith.

[Nikki]

It takes far too much effort to cheat, which is why if the relationship is over in my eyes, I just end it.

[ToddyEnglish]

If you have to do all of that then apparently something is wrong. When you don't have trust you don't have anything.
And him and Dr. Ian would look cute together...with those matching gaps. Aw...

[mz ann]

I take it -you have NEVER tried that! lol~

I DATED A UGLY DUDE ONCE HE WAS REAL INTO ME and had lots and lots of doelas- but let me tell you when that nicca tried to get COCKY -I was thinking YOU must not know (head movin) HOW OOOG-LEE you is!lol!
That is on a whole other level cuz when they dont do what you want them to you will REALLY trip- then YOU feel stupid cuz they ARE ugly(remember) sooo dont try it at home

BTW- everyone always says she was a model and I just kept quiet but I thought she looka -like ah- man too!

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what an ugly person simply disgusting.

[financial spread betting]

I think people have been a bit harsh here.

[Hera Styles]

The interesting thing about people is that when they don't have something, they concentrate on it more than anything else and are convinced that it's the only thing that matters. Broke people think money is what matters the most so any situation that coms along, they think money is the answer. Rich people on the other hand are already rich so they don't focus on just that.

In this blog you mentioned Nicole and Mike's money as if it's the most important thing going on between them.

Since you mentioned money several times in this blog like that's the most important thing in this whole matter, maybe you would consider that maybe money isn't the issue with them and it's about something else? Not to say that he was right or wrong or that he should have gone through so much but just that money may not have anything to do with it.

[EK]

Ha! She's ugly? He looks like he hailed an ugly taxi and was offered a full day's service.

[Dee]

She's not so bad looking lol She actually looks better than him. But I enjoyed reading this.

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